Number 10: Most Middle Eastern countries recognize the following Islamic law: "After having sexual relations with a lamb, it is a mortal sin to eat its flesh." (LIKE OMGWTFBBQ YOU'D EVER EAT WHAT YOU F*CKED?!)
Number 9: In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death. (i wonder why)
Number 8: In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman’s genitals, but is forbidden from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror. (isn't that a tad bit dangerous? i mean, for all the f*ck's sake he could've screwed up her g-spot or something)
Number 7: Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers; the sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or a piece of wood at all times. (you mean like a brick BRICK? O.o)
Number 6: The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is capitation. (LIKE PEOPLE WOULD KNOW YOU MASTURBATE. idiots.)
Number 5: There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time. Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry. (well i guess if there's such law here, sex maniacs can have a job too! yayy! -_-")
Number 4: In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. (...)
Number 3: Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England, but only in tropical fish stores. (so i guess the tropical fish stores in liverpool will always be swarmed by horny men who have no intention of buying any fish)
Number 2: In Santa Cruz, Bolivia it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time. (can you say, family bonding?! aww...)
And the weirdest law in the world is...
In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens her mother must be in the room to witness the act. (that would be VERY disgusting)
